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hatsunemikuscashcow · 19 days ago

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Hensune miku

#pasture raised #what came first the miku or the egg #my bro told me to make it so I did #miku #rin and len #len kagamine #vocaloid miku #procreate

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lordgolden · 11 months ago

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just thought I made a horrible mistake at work after I called a clerk about one of my cases bc it wasn’t moving forward and I went through the whole scenario in my head like this case I’ve been working on for months is going to be dismissed, my client is going to be so upset and she will never see any money from this, my job is going to fire me, then I’ll get disbarred and censured for malpractice, and then I’ll have to start a new career and for some reason that new career was working at a hardware store for minimum wage in the plant department. all this to say I AM ABOUT TO SEND THE CUNTIEST LETTER TO THIS COURT BC THEY WERE WRONG NOT ME!!!!

#my life was flashing before my eyes bro omg #special shoutout to the retired attorney who immediately answered my distress call in the listserv #and told me that I did not make a mistake the court is just dumb #I’m fine this is fine 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠#I should’ve 100% followed up sooner but I thought the next action was on the court truly and it IS they just don’t know it #and the clerk was like THIS IS THE FIRST APPEAL WE’VE HAD IN THE 13 YRS I WORKED HERE #CLEARLY????#I have such beef with this court’s clerks like I can’t even get into it they are so mean #like incredibly hostile and unhelpful

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jrueships · 5 months ago

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im going into my new work tomorrow, first time ever😐

#i was supposed to go in yesterday but um #so basically i did whatever training i was never even aware existed on a platform i was never told of #which has progress for every lil step i do so my manager literally could see i hadnt even logged on n couldve warned me any time #but never did 4 some reason. like even a days notice like heyyy have u gotta blah done n not as im abt to exit to work #BUT ANYWAYS so i tell her i got it done n shes like awesome i make new schedule (since she said we have 2 completely rid the old one #i dont get an update until 4 days later. all she did was add THREE training days (im supposed to have 6 cus it's a hard job)#on TOP of my old schedule. so i have 3 days i know are training days and then a solo day bcs that solo day was going off my old schedule #so it's like. which days do i go on then. bcs u said i cant come in at all bcs we'll have to make a completely new schedule #and then the new schedule is just. 3 added days. on top of my old one #sunday i was scheduled for training & there was No trainer scheduled with me. it was just me #sunday wasnt one of the 3 new days added. it was from the old schedule she literally told me to ignore #n then all a sudden today i get an email from someone who was supposed to be training me (name not even on the schedule tho)#n shes like hey im in the building are u lost or smthing :)?' mind u im asleep . so she probably thot she was wasting her time for a good hr #i emailed her an apology n an explanation but UGH r u fucking serious?? IF I KNEW THAT WAS A (NEW) TRAINING DAY I WOULDVE WENT #I JUST WANT TO GET USED TO THIS NEW THING & IT'S JUST GETTING FUCKED LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE A BADGE YET BRO #like i was suspicious of going in sunday bcs it wouldve lined up nicely with the 3 added training days #but manager TOLD me she was adding a whole new training schedule! i double check n all she added were THREE days! thats it!#how was *i* supposed to know sunday was supposed to be 1 of those days when ive been staying at home ignoring the schedule u said 2 #BCS U SAID 2. AND ALSO. THERE WAS NO TRAINER ON THE SCHEDULE.#even tho the drive is far. i wouldve driven up there today to see if i could shadow if i had known there was someone to shadow there #bcs even if i was wrong abt the day 2 come in at least i wouldnt waste my time but i didnt even know if there was someone there with a #trainer title. so i just missed a day i didnt even know i rlly had. FOR NOTHING. UGHH. I FEEL SO STUPID. I HATE MISCOMMUNICATION #im so scared of coming in now. sverybodys gonna think im dum n what if i have issues training then theyre gonna be like #we spent all this time on bro n he had all this time 2 prepare n he still sucks like damn we should just give up #i would 2 but i hate not seeing things to completion so. ugh. hate it here. idk what 2 say. EMBARRASSING #i hate miscommunications i hate feeling stupid

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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Honestly your tags are so fun to read every time, i'm almost more excited for them than the actual post (but not entirely because your art is SO GOOD!!!! i adore it). If you don't mind me asking, what are you studying?

i am studying psychology because i refuse to see a therapist so ill figure out whats wrong with me myself !!!!!!!

#snap chats #WITH. a minor in human resources ☝️ because im evil or something #and whatever character/s i decide to fixate on for the next three years i will also psychoanalyze them I Guess. //loud coughing//#tbh i only saw a therapist to get medicine but since bloodwork is expensive without insurance i dont even do that anymore. sad !#but yeah im a certified rambler if i dont share every thought i have so people understand me as much as i want them to ill die #which is why charles xavier if youre out there you have full rights to my brain .......... //gross wink sound//#why cant telepaths be real itd make my life so much easier. i woudnt have to talk a mile a minute anymore #because i do talk very fast because growing up my mom would cut me off a lot #so now i talk fast in fear of being cut off without all my thoughts being heard. anyways.#thank you for also enjoying my art :] a sideshow to the glory that is my tags i KNOWWW but im glad my efforts are not unnoticed 😌#back to My Major tho when i was in middle school i thought i wanted to go into comic books #but then i thought id lose my love for drawing if i did it professionally so now i do it. semi professionally #on my own terms babyyyy thats right. and if im lucky i get paid to draw my faves im living the dream babes #thats why my text posts take nine years for me to type im legitimately sitting here thinking if i said everything i wanted #and if i worded it right but even then after it's up im like 'but did i word it right tho' but its like 'bro just fucking POST IT'#'ITS NOT THAT DEEP' its as my favorite professor once told me 'youre very paranoid' and he's right !!!! im very paranoid 🥰#ok im done now. see thats why i say Ok Im Done Now its a sign im forcing myself to shut UP #wait not done Almost but not quite i was rewatching 97 to Try to get caps of charles in his combat uniform #and i fear i still cackle at erik telling charles to shut up like PLEAAASSE...... i need that bit CLIPPED #it makes me giggle ... someone remind me to clip all of erik's cameos in the squirrelgirl podcast btw #ive been meaning to do that for weeks but. oops <3 i need all my grandpa's moments CATALOGUED and AT THE READY..#ok i done fr now i have class with my you're-paranoid professor in like an hour and i wanna get some work done before then #BYYYYYEEEE. FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES PROBABLY IDK

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faaun · 10 months ago

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pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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#he hates that fucking shirt 😭😭😭#he hates the cut job he did on it so bad 😭😭😭😭😭#hes goNNA VOMIT IN HIS MOUTH #told to preform got swallowed up by the pressure and now he hates everything #of course its personal arts and crafts that gets him like this #alternatively a view of me when i have to crochet something for my friends birthday and i basically cry for a month straight #as i make it because its not how i envisioned it AND IT LOOKS SO BADDDDD #and then my friend gets it and hes like this is the best thing you have ever made me holy SHIT #(puts it next to my other crochet gifts on his dresser gingerly)#and i go oh well looking at my past gifts yeah i guess i did improve thanks bro (wipes snot)#we take arts and crafts seriously around these parts

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4ddi3addie2005 · 4 months ago

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Before I went to bed I saw the Youtube notif that TADC was going to Netflix and it INVADED my dreams so vividly I have not had such an episodic sequential serialized cohesive dream in months it was literally its own chapter its own short story

#I was Pomni it was literally Pomni POV #Caine had cooked up some sporty adventure and I was like Ummm...... no #So I found a glitch where I could hide in a technically out-of-bounds area #I had a theory that if I stayed super close to the ground I wouldn't be in the range of Caine's mod powers or whatever #Some random girl was w me I don't think she was important #Anyways I started thinking “This could hurt. When they leave #the map will not have to exist.”#I'd be crushed by the nonexistence of the area I'm in. When they come back I'll load in somewhere slightly different #and be stuck in the walls."#DIDN'T HAPPEN everything was OK #But at some point I was like man... sure is boring and scary. Sure wish my friends were here.#So I ended up finding them anyway LMAO #I told them what happened cuz they were obviously concerned and Caine got his feelings hurt???#Like. surprising moment of clarity. Everyone was shocked and uncomfortable.#Bro was like “I try so hard for U guys 🥺 I just don't get it. Why didn't you just tell me you wanted to stay home??”#Most everyone was like IDC UR OUR JAILER!! CRY ABT IT!! but me and Ragatha were coerced into pity...#Like yeah whatever. Sorry man. I'll be honest next time and not do things that could make me die. I think we were just caught off-guard.#Exchanging glances like “Wow... didn't know he could feel anything!” Like imagine if ur Furby just had an emotional outburst #and felt remorse abt it. WYD.#I think we held his hands or sum cuz all my dreams end like a Barbie movie #Episode ended and I was like Wow :) Great show #Sorta off-topic but the cafeteria today started playing very quiet carnival music for Hoco and I literally felt chills up my back cuz #I had been thinking abt Pommy all day...#I used to be enraptured by clown motif what happened #Did I throw it up #For the best...... for the best.

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tariah23 · 6 months ago

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How do you have kids and don’t make them do chores. I’ll never get it, man. They grow up to be one of those ppl who’s never washed a single dish before and are usually dirty and of privilege mind. Parents essentially sending their usually annoying kids out into the world to be an even further nuisance just because they don’t know how to do simple, everyday chores when they are fully capable of doing so and are able bodied.

#my younger bro is like this unfortunately the most he does is empty the trash and that’s it bro #he’s lazy and unfortunately he sues his autism to get away with Everything im so serious #it doesn’t help that mom used to baby him now he just doesn’t do anything but eat sleep and shit #we’re not privileged idk where he even got this mentality from outside of mom babying him man #rambling #but #outside of the brother ppl who live like this really are the most ugly ppl on earth to me #not pulling your own weight and helping when you can when you are physically able to and have the time #especially as an adult #you got other mfs cleaning up after you and you’re grown…… that’s….#you should be embarrassed sorry #not even talking about ppl who hire maids that’s a whole other thing but just in gen man #you are taught how to clean from a young age #you only become #a burden when you go around other ppl making messes and looking stupid when told to clean up after yourself #you’re like ‘huh? someone else was gonna do it I guess haha-‘ like noooo you did that #no one around you is your maid bro stop playing with ppl #even having a dishwasher is not even an excuse tbh like especially when washing dishes by hand is sm more effective and faster

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pickle-wiggler · 6 months ago

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Okay so personally I think the phantom from phantom of the opera is so cringefail and pathetic 99% of the time and I also hate All I Ask of You as a love song 99% of the time because its just so sweet it makes your teeth hurt but its not earned because the relationship is not built up at all and consists entirely of Raoul gaslight gatekeep girlbossing Christine until she enters a secret engagement with him but like. That one part at the end of The Point of No Return where phantom does his little reprise of All I Ask and his voice is just so light and fragile and he’s just asking to be loved and seen by another human being really does fucking GET my ass

#yapping #phantom of the opera #musicals #like did he commit murder moments earlier yes #is he also high key stalking her and gaslighting her for most of their relationship yes #like I’m not here to defend him. hes fucked #but like music really will make you feel feelings for people who are so not sympathetic objectively #like his whole shtick seems so overplayed. he’s literally a pick me boy #his whole like #you hate me because you saw my face :(#and she’s like #no I am scared of you because you killed people and told me you were a angel sent by my dead father #and yet I fucking fOLD because the music is SO GOOD #like I even have my gripes with mr lloyd webber because bro wrote self insert fanfic #about his REAL relationship #don’t even get me started on love never dies #but like I will listen to this shit. and I will absolutely obsess over like the layering and the motifs and mmfmffkkckf…

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the-pea-and-the-sun · 1 month ago

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my professor wanted to have class outside today and it was literally raining and she made us do it anyway and my earbuds got wet. should i sue

#we weren't even supposed to have class today we're supposed to get a week off before finals #but she decided to have it anyway. idek if shes like allowed todo that someone told me shes not supposed to have any required classes #im starting to hate poetry >:| sorry poetryheads #but ig she skirts by by being rly vague on whats required anyway #but she grades on pure vibes so. i gotta make it look like i did my best so i can half ass this fuck ass essay #nothing will make poetry look goofy and frivalous like having to recite it in the rain #so i dont have to pay back my financial aid #like bro i am NOT feeling whatever the fuck these poets wanted me to feel abt these poems!!#charlie words #charlie RAGE !! charlie KILL!!!

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shima-draws · 1 year ago

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Currently in my banging my head against the wall phase. Hope you all are well 🥰

#Doc told me to schedule another MRI on Tuesday. They said they sent the order over on Tuesday.#I call on Tuesday to schedule the appointment. They don't have the referral yet #I called yesterday to try and schedule. They STILL don't have the referral #I message my doc and make sure they actually sent it over to the right place. (They did.)#They say they'll fax it over again! Great!#I call AGAIN today. They STILL don't have the referral #Bro I just need to schedule this fucking MRI so I can find out what's WRONG with me #The girl on the phone was like 'Oh yeah we're real busy we get orders all the time it must not have hit the system yet'#BRO IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS. HOW HAS NOBODY SEEN IT. TEARING my hair out #I went to their website to try and schedule online. Guess what? THEIR GODDAMN SCHEDULING ASSISTANT IS DOWN FOR MAITENANCE #SCREAMS #Anyway yes so in my banging my head against the wall phase. I'm so tired #And still in pain! To nobody's surprise!!#They can't fix what's wrong with me if I can't even get in to get an MRI. Hello. PLEASE #This isn't really smth that can wait a couple weeks #I should've been in to see them like YESTERDAY.#My pain is so bad I had to stay at home today. And I go and ice my back every hour or so #Bc I can't sit down for more than 45 minutes without wanting to kill myself ;))))#Shima speaks #I'M SORRY I'm just so. I've been over this for months. And now that I'm THIS close to getting answers #I can't. Seem to get these people to schedule an appointment for me #Grinds my teeth

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terrorbirb · 10 months ago

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I'm bored at work so I'm seeing if I should report my old company for violating labor standards.

#totes bro #im so close but it is so obvious it would be me because i used to complain about this all the time #they dont inform their immigrant workers of their rights and so they dont like understand how their timecard works #and thr company advises them to take the least expensive insurance policy because they 'are healthy and don't need it'#but i know one couple wants fertility treatments but couldnt afford it because of that #they dont have the required posters #they also knowingly continue osha violations which i held a meeting over and was told this doesnt apply to us #which uhm it says it does on the Web site so i disagree #all of this is like why i left and what caused me to leave #and literally lying to me and another guy that we would get promotions for the work we did #and then they hired someone else to do the job making our promotions unnecessary and they were like hmmmm sorry #idk they like got a ton worse and i think the president got more reactionary which caused this #not sure how many of these count but thats not for me to decide anyway #oh and cleanliness standards but i actually fixed a lot of those..... fulfilling the role that promotion role that was promised #my coworkers here are like 'absolutely report the hell out of that place' because we do code violations lol #every time i say something they go 'that could be a violation :)'#they paid someone on a salary basis when they were under the salary pay and therefore should have gotten overtime

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seaofreverie · 2 months ago

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Listening to my flood vinyl last evening actually had me like this

#i need better images to convey these emotions what i have is not sufficient it should be something more like #running in circles throwing your hands in the air and sobbing violently #i need more pictures and gifs.#but yeah you wouldn't believe that hearing istanbul was constantinople now it's istanbul not constantinople #been a long time gone. constantinople.could have this sort of effect on this individual (me) but it certainly did.#and twisting and we want a rock and someone keeps moving my chair and whistling in the dark and hot cha #and everything else. they were all so enjoyable irl. not even getting into theme from flood / birdhouse yet because man. MAAAANNNN #so actually what if i added flood to the ever-growing list of albums #that i sort of want to include in my top 5 but i already love the ones that i included earlier too much #so it's like i made this effort to have a top 5 but it's more like top 12 now or whatever #and i love many of these for very different reasons so how am i supposed to compare them #and also no one told me that i need to have a top favs list of any sort so why do i even care that much. anyway #making another post about this in a minute #take me back to the roundhouse in london camden bro. take me back......#goosepost

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ballercollective · 5 months ago

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Im going to kill like 10 different people if i hear another peep about payjay because oj ans paper interact in the trailoR IM GONNA LOSE ITTTT IM GONNA GO FERAL STOPPPPPPPP

#ii neg #payjay neg #URGHHHHH FUCK I HATE PAYJAY SO MUCHHHHHHHH #sorry mooties who love payjay.... but like.... i fucking hate it with my entire being..... block me unfollow me do whatever #idm #its just i am SICK and TIRED of everyone saying payjay or thinking payjay because THEY INTERACT LIKE TWICE IN THE TRAILOR #i am gonna CRY #love what you love it just makes me mad and angry and i just . i cant stand payjay rn. it infuriates me that it is THE MOST POPULAR SHIP #IT WOULD NOT WORK IN CANON!!!! OJ HAS LITERALLY USED PAPER MULTIPLE TIMES FOR HIS OWN GAIN #he also left him on that cactus in s1ep10 [even if he told him to.. wtf at least try to take him with you????]#dude paper did EVERYTHING for oj and what did oj do? give him some hugs and be like “thanks paper! i forgive you!!” and then go be ableist??#dude. bro.#oj triggered paper multiple times [s1ep11. s1ep13 [TWICE].]#he LITERALLY used him to win in the penultimate poll [even if paper said “nice idea!” how could he have known that he would be ok with it??]#dude. ok. i need to sit down.#i am geeking out #i am NOT ok rn i need to. i need to go do stuff.#ughhhh im sorry for the rantttt i just. i am VERY passionate about this #tldr fuck you oj and if i see payjay i will kill myself 40 times in my head over it #ghhhhgh

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butchlifeguard · 7 months ago

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its really wild to me that i can be known as just a chill guy. or like soneone who can be generally nice and funny. its not because i have some secret dark interior its just because it felt so out of reach in my recent memory yk

#if i went back in time and told me from like. even 2 or 3 years ago that i would show up to work and make people laugh #or talk to my tumblr followers regularly or make small talk with the cashier when i buy tea #i know his ass would be like 🤨🤨#i was being told woahh yr so scary youd probably kill me if i did xyz. on a regular basis. (not out of nowhere i did fight a little lmao)#and thats nice for a little while its great to feel strong #but in the long term people dont want someone strong to fight for them they need someone to help them move the furniture #and whats wild is theres some freedoms that have been granted to me that id attribute the majority of this change to #like it was not me! i did not self improve i just got to high school and improvements happened #and now my baseline feeling is not that of Oh fuck im a weird freak and they hate me already unless im scary or useful #like bro. getting to wear headphones at school was genuinely life changing to me and i think is such a great case study #on why people need help if they ever want to improve #i can wear headphones at school -> i am no longer constantly in trouble for wearing headphones because theres no rule ->#im less overstimulated and calmer and happier -> im nicer to other people especially the authority figures that i #would have formerly expected to punish me for wearing my headphones #anyway. thanks guys i guess 👍

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scare-ard--sleigh · 9 months ago

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ohhhhhhhhhh my goddddddddd and now the fucking t*ble t*nnis guy is passive aggressively up my ass : \

#work stuff #silver jelly #'i've noticed editing has slowed down...' first of all ;;; i was editing the 3.5k words of incomprehensible nonsense because you all #won't hire real writers for almost TWO HOURS on friday. i skipped Yesterday. you sent that message at 10 AM when i HAD one of those #fucking awful awful articles on my roster for today. so that's what;;;; 1 work day unaccounted for? fuck off #secondly; you assholes REFUSE to tell me how much you're expecting from me; you just fucking yell at us when we're not going #'fast enough' when you WON'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS #this is an internal fucking site and we have REAL clients with REAL ACTUAL deadlines ;;; this is not !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a priority to me!!!!!!!#thirdly; ;;;; i took this project AS A FAVOR to someone who's on maternity leave. i did not even want it. she fucking told me 'ohhh you're #the only one i trust' when there's ... literally ;;; another editor on this who is her best friend from childhood or whatever .#like manipulating me; basically; into taking this project (and she didn't even need to; i wanted the hours anyway)#STILL; ;;; it's not something i picked; it's not something i even particularly wanted to do !!!!!#and it's endless shit;; every god damn week it's some version of 'is everything okay? you're slowing down?' like yeah bro i got other work!#jesus fucking CHRIST i just cannot !!!!!#i sent a message in the chat i straight up said 'i try to do one of these a day but i don't feel like it's enough so please tell me what #your expectations are' and if he dodges i'm saying 'an approximate number would be really helpful' like fuck dude i don't CARE if #you tell me you need 10 of these by the end of the week -- i can maybe even make that happen but this isn't fucking working !!!!#@god please get me out of here holy shit .

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